A#      C       Dm      F       
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 ||OO    ||||    ||O|    ||O|   
 |O||    ||||    OO||    O|||   
 O|||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
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.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
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[Intro]
A# F C Dm
A# F C C


[Verse]
F                           Dm
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
F                            Dm
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
A#                        F
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      C
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
F                           Dm
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
F                                   Dm
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
A#                        F
This molded silicone has got me begging please
C
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               A#            F
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
C                 Dm
Send your asshole into shock
         A#             F
You need horse cock of course-cock
C
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
F                         Dm
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
F                        Dm
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
A#                           F
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
C
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          A#          F
As I take more cock, horse cock
C                 Dm
Shut the door and turn the lock
   A#           F
Is your cock a horse cock?
C
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               A#            F
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
C             Dm
Rub my dick inside a sock
A#               F
Don't stop now, horse cock
C
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          A#           F
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
C Dm
(scatting)
A#           F
Horse cock, horse cock
C C
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)